Maybe the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence because that is where the leaky septic tank is buried.
Two At Once
Thursday, 14 June 2001 08:45
Mary: My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls
at once.
Jill: Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?
Mary: I said, "If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want
to piss off another one?"
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