Animals

Animals (91)

Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:52

Gas Problem

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"  "I'm out of gas," the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes
Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:13

Mad Cow Disease

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow
Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:08

Snail's New Car

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the
Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:03

The Frog and the Psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline
Friday, 22 February 2008 05:20

Wandering Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An
Wednesday, 09 May 2007 05:10

UFO

[Notice on an Internet newsgroup] I have met a person who is writing a book on UFOs, and wants to have a chapter on UFO encounters by pets. If your pets have had such experiences, please contact me
Tuesday, 08 May 2007 16:02

Brandy and Coke

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: I'll have a
Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:46

Two Zebras

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So
Saturday, 07 April 2007 03:55

Emergency

There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!" The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you
Tuesday, 01 August 2006 19:00

Protection

A female truck driver decided to buy herself a big dog for protection while she was on the road. She went to the local animal shelter and asked about one particularly large and fierce looking dog and
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