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Monday, 11 August 2008 00:54

Irish Bank Robber

Paddy decided to rob a bank. He got all the gear together - stocking mask, sawn-off shotgun, getaway car and so on - but he realised his accent would mark him out as Irish, so he took elocution lessons for almost a year until he could finally pass
Monday, 23 June 2008 00:52

Making Love

Paddy met Mick in the street and said, "Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?" "Why?" Paddy asked. "Because," said Mick, "all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday." Mick
Tuesday, 05 September 2006 19:00

Last Request

An old Scotchman was visiting his closest friend on his death bed crying at his side. "It's OK lad, we all must pass on sometime." said the dying man to his dear friend. "But before I go, will ya
Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:00

Highway Safety

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had, covertly, funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years. The auto makers were installing black box voice recorders
Wednesday, 21 September 2005 19:00

Redneck Medical Dictionary

Benign........................What you be after you be eight.Artery........................The study of paintings.Bacteria......................Back door to
Monday, 08 August 2005 19:00

Irish Sausages

So this bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages.The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?""If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?""Or, if I asked
Saturday, 30 July 2005 19:00

The Russian Baby

A Polish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without
Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:00

Fractured English

Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl): What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney (buh-lo'-nee): Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette
Wednesday, 25 May 2005 19:00

Irish Virgin

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it.Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order
Saturday, 26 February 2005 18:00

How Else Ya Gonna Learn

A father and son went fishing one day. As they sat in the boat for a couple of hours, they did not have much to do. The son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious. So,
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