Blondes (85)

Wednesday, 09 July 2008 10:07

Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 06:29

Mail Order

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 06:06

Bad Girls

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the
Monday, 10 July 2006 19:00

Switching Seats

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm
Sunday, 02 October 2005 19:00

Blonde Revenge

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.Well, the
Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:00

Finally, A Blond GUY joke

Two blond guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
Sunday, 12 June 2005 19:00

Blonde Plane Flight

One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on the intercom, "Attention passengers, we just lost one of our engines; but
Monday, 30 May 2005 19:00

The Light Bulb

Two factory workers were talking."I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man."How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.He proceeded to climb up to the rafters and hung from
Monday, 25 April 2005 19:00

Blondes and Chimps

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?""Sure,"
Monday, 28 March 2005 18:00

A Blonde Easter

Three blondes went to Heaven on the same day and showed up at the pearly gates. St. Peter looked them over and said, "Well, before you can enter the gates you have to answer one simple question, to
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