Christmas Hilarity

Christmas Hilarity (37)

Sunday, 22 December 2013 14:00

Night Before Christmas in Aussie Land

'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around. We'd left on the table some tucker and beer, Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here; We children were snuggled up safe in our beds,   While
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 06:21

Bubba Claus

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully. I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming
Monday, 14 May 2007 04:02

Santa's Untold History

1689--Spanish-German explorer Santa Claus discovers the North Pole, and establishes a small base camp.1691--Because of harsh and meager living conditions, Claus' crew abandons him. 1692--Claus is
Monday, 30 January 2006 18:00

Legal Christmas Wishes

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
Saturday, 26 November 2005 18:00

First Time Turkey Cooker

As we enjoy the holidays, remember to be nice to those first-time turkey cookers...One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.Knowing how gullible my sister
Saturday, 26 November 2005 18:00

12 Reasons to be Thankful

That you Burnt the Turkey!!1. Salmonella won't be a concern.2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean
Tuesday, 15 March 2005 18:00

St. Pat's Day Proposal

An Irishman by the name of O'Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day.He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond.The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at
Monday, 13 December 2004 18:00

Christmas Eating Guide

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving
Monday, 22 November 2004 18:00

Christmas Office Party

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom
Monday, 22 November 2004 18:00

Ebonics Chrismas

'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.Mookie and BeBe was
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