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Computers (87)

Sunday, 03 May 2009 22:05

Voice Recognition

If the Enterprise had voice recognition All Star Trek fans know the voice-activated computer on the USS Enterprise, especially Jean-Luc Picard's famous "Earl Grey, hot" request for tea. But what if the Enterprise was equipped with voice-recognition
Wednesday, 10 October 2007 02:33

Why Email is like a Penis

-Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off. -Those who have it somehow believe those who don't are inferior. -Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat but doubt it's worth all the fuss that those who have it make about it.
Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:25

A Valentine's Letter

TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this email communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been
HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?
Monday, 18 December 2006 02:17

Can't Talk

After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in her favorite chat room and would type for hours. One night, I had a high fever and swollen larynx and felt
Friday, 22 September 2006 19:00

Ultimate Computer

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared
Thursday, 20 July 2006 19:00

Chatroom Dating

Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chat room for a more intimate correspondence. After months of virtual
Monday, 03 July 2006 19:00

Jargon

Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we called the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the phone and
Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:00

11 Reasons Geeks can't Sleep

11. Not because of caffeine. Just can't stop thinking about coffee. 10. Converting MP3 collection to OGG taking longer than you thought. 9. Dorito crumbs on sheets cause unbearable itching. 8. Borg
Monday, 13 March 2006 18:00

Access Denied

A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and then she gave him her password.Her password was "genius".After three tries and
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