Doctors and Medicine

Doctors and Medicine (91)

Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:00

Duck Hunting

A guy went out duck hunting, when a very powerful gust of wind blew, which caused his gun to fall over and discharge, and shoot him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I
Monday, 17 November 2008 18:00

Colonoscopy

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastro-enteritis specialist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one
Thursday, 23 October 2008 02:52

Wheelchair

Hospital regulations usually require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with
Sunday, 05 October 2008 09:56

Power Outage

I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is
Saturday, 09 August 2008 23:57

Obsessive Compulsive

A London medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response
Friday, 01 August 2008 23:37

Buckshot

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and
Thursday, 31 July 2008 23:31

Spelling

A pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise: Two months ago my husband, Jim, had
Tuesday, 04 March 2008 01:48

Gynecologist's Assistant

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville , Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more..."Can you give me some more details
Thursday, 11 October 2007 19:29

Check Up

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had
Monday, 23 April 2007 21:39

True Realism

A troop of Boy Scouts were being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for
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