Genies and Wishes

Genies and Wishes (15)

Tuesday, 15 May 2007 08:00

Free Beer

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish. Without giving much thought to the
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

Ghengis Khan

Poland, in the days before democracy settled down, went through times as bad as anywhere in Europe. After centuries of occupation by so many nations, being free from the Russian yoke was a weird experience; Poland emerged blinking into the bright
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

One night at the Museum...

Benny Shapiro worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He used to tell his friends that he was the curator, although his primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished.One day he happened
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

A Bridge too far...

A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found an old glass bottle. He could see something inside, but the glass was dark green and scratched ... so he opened it.A Genie appeared and
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

Wish Upon A Star??

A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across thissalt encrusted piece of metal. He scratched away at it to removethe salt, to reveal a very old oil lamp. With an embarassed look
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

Shipwreck

Following a moment of inattention by the Captain, a ship sank in the middle of the ocean. Two guys managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before the ship slipped gently
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

Desireability

There was a girl looking at old stuff in her attic when she found a bottle. She pulled out the cork and out came a genie."Since you freed me from this bottle, I will grant you one wish," said the
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

Lucky Jim

Jim was strolling down the street in Chicago where he came across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and out popped a genie. The genie offered to grant him one wish, to which the guy
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

No Wishes Today

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized."I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "Due to
Friday, 15 October 2004 19:00

The Pianist

A man wandered into a bar one day. He had the world around his neck, and he was looking to crawl into a whisky bottle and stay there. After a couple of doubles, he slowed down a little, and looked
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