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Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Twick or Tweet

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Dinner Party

During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going. The guests
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Birds and the Bees

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Best Friend

"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do." "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him." "When he threw a rock at you, you
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Today's Education

The following excerpts are actual answers given on history tests and in Sunday school quizzes by children between 5th and 6th grade ages in Ohio. They were collected over a period of three years by
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00

Speed Tips

A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders but one day, everyone was under the speed limit. The officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00

A Boy

A boy was walking down the road when a car pulled over . "If you get in," the driver said, "I`ll give you $10." The boy refused and kept on walking. A bit further along,the man pulled over again .
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00

Kids on Science

The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's contention that the 'most
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00

S and M

One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S&M magazine under the bed. She was beside herself worrying and stressing trying to think of how to handle the situation. Finally
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00

What Does God Look Like

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working