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Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00


A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than....................
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00

Advice For Kids

Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer "Yes" to him. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Never pee on an electric fence. Don't squat with your spurs
Monday, 04 September 2000 19:00


The British Government's policy of socialized medicine has recently been broadened to include a service called "Proxy Fathers". Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become
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