Kids

Kids (153)

Tuesday, 22 July 2008 18:41

Kids are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sunday, 20 July 2008 06:16

Children Writing About the Ocean

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. - (Kelly, age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. - (Jerry, age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. - (
Saturday, 11 August 2007 20:53

Cornflakes

Two brothers are getting ready for school. One boy is sitting down, having a bowl of Corn Flakes, the other is frantically looking for an item for show-and-tell. "I know I put it here somewhere", he
Monday, 04 June 2007 18:22

Facts of Life

A man walking his son in the park one day came upon two dogs humping. The son turns to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are those dogs doing?"The dad says, "Son, I'm about to teach you a very important
Monday, 04 June 2007 18:15

Smoke Rings

Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy
Monday, 23 April 2007 21:46

I've Learned...

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on
Monday, 18 December 2006 02:13

Nice Nap

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little
Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:21

Too Late!

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School
Wednesday, 15 November 2006 12:35

Black & Brown

Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing
Thursday, 02 November 2006 16:09

Vanishing Cream

During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table.The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening