TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. - (Kelly, age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. - (Jerry, age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. - (