Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?" Dad nodded. "Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office... He asked the lady, "Why is your tummy so big?" She smiled and replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your tummy?"