Kids

Kids (153)

Monday, 24 July 2006 19:00

Math Test

Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer. "Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?" Dad nodded. "Well, the good news is that I just saved you twenty
Friday, 21 July 2006 19:00

Good Baby

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office... He asked the lady, "Why is your tummy so big?" She smiled and replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your tummy?"
Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:00

Brother and Sister

Jack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There,
Saturday, 15 July 2006 19:00

New Librarian

The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then
Wednesday, 05 July 2006 19:00

Bragging Rights

Who's Dad Makes The Most Money Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem and they give
Wednesday, 05 July 2006 19:00

The Penny

My husband and I had just finished tucking our five young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Billy's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying
Monday, 03 July 2006 19:00

No Worms

Joe's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produced a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Observe" he told his class as he
Saturday, 01 July 2006 19:00

Back to Bed

A young teen volunteered to baby-sit one night so his mom could have an evening out to do some Christmas shopping... At bedtime he sent the munchkins upstairs to bed and settled down to watch
Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:00

Patience

The teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots. He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on.
Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:00

An Annoying Kid on The Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,