Kids (153)

Monday, 13 February 2006 18:00

Cartwheeling for Cash

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing
Monday, 07 November 2005 18:00

A Trip to the Boeing Museum

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full-size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter.A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels.A guide at the top of the ramp points out the various
Saturday, 22 October 2005 19:00

Computer Age Potty Training

Little brother: What do I do now?Big brother: Throw the toilet paper in the toiletLittle brother: Like this?Big brother: Yeah.Little brother: Now what?Big brother: Hit "ENTER."Little brother:
Sunday, 02 October 2005 19:00

School Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute
Sunday, 07 August 2005 19:00

Clever Kid

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm."Hey boy, whatcha got there?""Roll of chicken
Sunday, 07 August 2005 19:00

The Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?""My
Sunday, 12 June 2005 19:00

The Greatest!!

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.Then, he
Sunday, 08 May 2005 19:00

Mothers and kids

Following are answers given by elementary school-age children to the given questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Scotch Tape is.2. Think about it. It was the
Monday, 25 April 2005 19:00

Disobedient Children

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had to deal with His disobedient children: Adam and Eve.And the first thing He said to them
Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:00

Which Body Part Goes To Heaven

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.Susie said your heart, 'cause you need it to love.Richie said your head, 'cause you need