Kids (153)

Saturday, 19 March 2005 18:00

Taste Test

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was.She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth."Can you guess what it is?""I don't know," said the boy."I'll
Saturday, 26 February 2005 18:00

New Gifts

The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very excited about. Their family asked the pastor over for dinner. The girl wanted so badly to tell the pastor about her new gifts, but her mother insisted she wait
Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:00

Clever Kid

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken
Thursday, 18 November 2004 18:00

Grandpa The Frog

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."The Grandpa says, "No."The little boy goes on,
Monday, 18 October 2004 19:00

Growing up!

When my wife's sister, Patty, was very young, she was allowed to have her best friend, a boy named Rory, over to spend the night. As the children grew toward adolescence, their parents knew that
Thursday, 07 October 2004 19:00


If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same
Thursday, 09 September 2004 19:00

George Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President.He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''"Well," one girl
Wednesday, 08 September 2004 19:00

Get out of my Classroom

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day.It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard.Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the
Wednesday, 01 September 2004 19:00

A Period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy
Thursday, 05 August 2004 19:00

Little Johnny and his Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you