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Friday, 16 July 2004 19:00

Facts of Life Part X

A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of lovemaking: Father: One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the sexact,
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Talk Funny

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four-year-old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up. "They think we have an accent," she
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Restaurant

I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband ordered a bottle of wine with the meal. When the server brought it, our
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Father's Occupation

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Greatest Hitter

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Bend Down

At a party, a woman was observing a child who would hold his chest whenever he bent down. After a few minutes, the woman asked the kid, "Why do you hold your chest whenever you bend down?" The kid
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Little League

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what
Monday, 21 June 2004 19:00

Making Cigarettes

A little boy and girl were walking along a trail in the woods. The little girl noticed that some of the animals were behaving oddly. "Little boy, why is that rabbit on top that other one"? she asked.
Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:00

Hamster Trouble

My niece bought her five-year-old daughter Kayleigh a hamster. One day he escaped from his cage. The family turned the house upside-down and finally found him. Several weeks later, while Kayleigh was
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

End-of-Term Report

A Parents? Guide to Understanding Your Child?s End-of Term Report Satisfactory progress: Good progress: Expresses himself confidently: Lively: A sensitive child: Reliable: Imaginative: Easy-going: