Kids

Kids (153)

Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Presents

The little girl was SO proud of her Christmas presents: her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the morning, going up to all the relatives and sticking that watch in their ear and insisting that they smell
Wednesday, 07 July 2004 19:00

Things my mother taught me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about
Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:00

Having Children - Warnings!

To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of
Thursday, 08 April 2004 19:00

Critical Mistake

A man's four year old son came home from Sunday School one day. When he asked him what he'd learned that day, the boy was quiet for a minute and then said "Dad, have any of the men in our family had
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

The Boss

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with their baby sitter when 6-year-old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Start the Computer

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. The teacher walked over and
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Broom

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Road Rules

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

First Wedding

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Spelling

"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad, Son." consoled the Father. "What was the word?" "Posse." "Well, no wonder you