Kids

Kids (153)

Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Mommy's Way

A man went to the store with his 3-year-old daughter in tow. Since he was just there to grab some essentials like milk and bread, he opted to save some time by not pushing a cart around the store. "That's not the way Mommy does it," his daughter
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Prayers

A minister was walking in front of his church when he heard his five-year old son and playmates 'round back. He walked back there and noticed the boys had found a dead bird. Feeling a proper burial was in order, they had secured a small box and some
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

New Daddy

Two little girls in were sitting in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School. "Guess what?" one said. "Mommy's getting married again and I'll have a new Daddy." "Really?" said the other
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Marriage

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

When You Grow Up

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. "A football player," "A doctor," "An astronaut," "The president," "A
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

100 in School

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!" "That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in the living room and tell me
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Dear Mum

Dear Mom, Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only two of our tents and four sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Preaching

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Stray Dog

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

P R E T T Y

The two snooty women were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed in another room. The daughter of the family was with the two women, on the theory that she