Life of Crime

Life of Crime (38)

Saturday, 07 April 2007 03:55

Black Eye

One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to
Tuesday, 05 September 2006 19:00

Difference

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The
Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:00

Tail Light

"How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed
Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:00

Prison Riot

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?" One of the three
Sunday, 13 August 2006 19:00

Loitering

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street
Saturday, 25 June 2005 19:00

Parking Fine?

Submitted by S.YagnaOn a busy road where parking was not permitted, the police fined a person who had illegally parked.The car owner complained that he should not be fined.The policeman asked : " Why
Saturday, 19 March 2005 18:00

Parking Ticket

Submitted by DarcyI went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was this motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.So I went up to him and said,
Saturday, 19 March 2005 18:00

Hungry FBI Agents

Submitted by DarcyFBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records,
Saturday, 19 March 2005 18:00

Smuggling

Submitted by DarcyTwice a week a Belgian riding a bicycle crossed the German border and he always carried a suitcase filled with sand.Each time the customs officials searched his suitcase for
Friday, 02 April 2004 18:00

Carpentry

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden new that, deep down, Andy was a good person. So, the warden
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