Marriage and Relationships

Marriage and Relationships (257)

Wednesday, 01 June 2016 02:47

Can of Peaches

A Woman went to the store, steals a can of peaches and gets caught. She goes before the judge and the judge asks, "How many peaches were in the can?" She says, "Nine." He said, "Were they good?" She said, "They were delicious!" The judge said, "I'm
Monday, 11 January 2016 13:32

Shopping Trip

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a
Saturday, 08 November 2014 00:00

Quick Text

A man received the following text from his neighbour: "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're
Thursday, 07 February 2013 21:22

Church Lady

The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. One Sunday an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine
Saturday, 02 February 2013 05:39

The Pharmacists

A Biker walked into a chemist shop in Adelaide, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the
Sunday, 28 October 2012 23:24

Selling My Stuff

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now
Monday, 22 October 2012 22:33

New Paperback

Me missus bought a paperback Down town on Saturday, I had a peep into her bag; 'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey." Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight
Thursday, 03 November 2011 22:20

Good Picture

A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy
Thursday, 26 November 2009 20:53

Matter of Inches

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness". Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on
Thursday, 10 September 2009 05:20

Mixed Emotions

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that
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