Marriage and Relationships

Marriage and Relationships (257)

Sunday, 17 February 2008 21:43

In the Circus

Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies. "No, under the tail," says the youngster. The mother
Wednesday, 13 February 2008 17:26

Three Couples Camping

Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?" Bob said, "I've got to
Tuesday, 12 February 2008 13:19

All Alone by the Telephone

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone boxes when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone box near
Sunday, 10 February 2008 16:49

State of the Art Watch

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks,
Sunday, 10 February 2008 16:22

What You Get

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt
Monday, 19 November 2007 18:03

Too Few

A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What
Monday, 19 November 2007 17:55

Miscommunication

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello. He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" To which
Monday, 15 October 2007 21:02

No Sense of Humour

So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her "Wanna have sex?" "No." She answered. I
Thursday, 11 October 2007 19:35

Infamous Stud

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared out of my
Monday, 08 October 2007 06:46

Priceless

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on