Marriage and Relationships

Marriage and Relationships (257)

Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:11

Knickers

A wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At the odd moment she crosses her legs ... just enough times till her
Thursday, 19 March 2009 03:58

Farmer Sutra

A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female
Saturday, 14 March 2009 05:40

Murder at Woolworths

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and
Thursday, 12 February 2009 06:40

Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into
Wednesday, 21 January 2009 20:23

One More Time

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl
Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:14

Buying Cyanide

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the
Tuesday, 07 October 2008 00:17

Dating Rituals

WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First
Wednesday, 27 August 2008 08:12

Not What It seems

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he
Tuesday, 19 August 2008 02:51

Weight Gain

Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart, I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small, but
Tuesday, 05 August 2008 07:58

Not Friday

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15