Marriage and Relationships

Marriage and Relationships (257)

Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:40

Zero to Two Hundred

Bill's friend Harry was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning his wife found a small
Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:18

A Proper Lady

The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking
Wednesday, 22 November 2006 20:21

Insurance

"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life-insurance salesman asked his client. "What do you mean?" countered the woman. "If you should lose your husband, what would you get?"
Thursday, 16 November 2006 11:00

Efficiency

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home.". "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.. "I watched my wife's routine at
Wednesday, 01 November 2006 14:41

Insurance

"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life-insurance salesman asked his client. "What do you mean?" countered the woman. "If you should lose your husband, what would you get?"
Monday, 16 October 2006 19:00

Chivalry

The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious, and extremely heated. Finally, the husband's attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony settlement. "Your Honor," he said, "my client sincerely
Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:00

In My Place

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, "Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and
Friday, 06 October 2006 19:00

Bill

A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. "Perfect timing," the cabby said. "You're just like Bill." "Who?" "Bill
Friday, 06 October 2006 19:00

Gorgeous Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she
Wednesday, 04 October 2006 19:00

Fall out of...

During a friendly argument, Jim asked his wife why she married him in the first place. "I was just stupid," she teased. When he said he was happy to hear that, she was surprised and requested an