Marriage and Relationships

Marriage and Relationships (257)

Saturday, 15 July 2006 19:00

New Teeth

Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a
Tuesday, 11 July 2006 19:00

Anniversary Night

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How
Tuesday, 11 July 2006 19:00

Love and Marriage

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding
Monday, 03 July 2006 19:00

Who is the Boss

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home,
Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:00

The Shoe

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the
Monday, 26 June 2006 19:00

Mum Knows

Tony man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. Tony says, "Just for fun, Mum, I'm going to bring over two other female friends in addition to my fianc?e, and you
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

Joe & Bob

Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage and
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

4th Husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms
Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:00

Car Knowledge

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "You
Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:00

Close Call

One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is