Marriage and Relationships

Marriage and Relationships (257)

Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:00

Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he
Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:00

Milk Test

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that
Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:00

Flowers

This man just could not remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided him with the dates and instructions to send flowers along with an appropriate
Monday, 13 February 2006 18:00

Second Try

Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days.Nothing I said or did seemed to be right.By 7 p.m., things had not changed, so I
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

Finder's Keeper's

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear-ring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

Big Bottom

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, ''Hey, honey, you're getting fat. Your butt
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

Alive Again

Mrs. Baker's husband died, and after the funeral the guys that worked in the cemetery were carrying out the coffin and accidentally bumped into a pole. From inside the coffin they heard a moan, and
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

Ultimatum

A man called into a local radio station and told the 'morning guys' that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex. They asked him, 'How long do you
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

Perfume

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."That's a bit
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

Weight Watchers

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting."My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure." she