Miscellaneous (552)

Tuesday, 16 November 2010 23:18

Woops

In my husband's work for a cable-television company, he encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the way to the den, where
Tuesday, 31 August 2010 21:00

Water Closet

In the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house
Sunday, 11 April 2010 19:07

Over 30 Crowd

If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what
Sunday, 04 April 2010 11:27

Collection

I'm not normally suspicious but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected that special resin into her crack...... ....she hasn't even got a car!! I hate crushing
Thursday, 04 March 2010 01:11

Why She Changed Hotels

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked
Thursday, 07 January 2010 12:28

Complaints to Travel Agents

These are a selection (So I am told) of complaints made to Travel Agents by holiday makers... I can only presume to much Sun was to blame............ "I think it should be explained in the brochure
Saturday, 17 October 2009 02:51

Gardening

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in
Tuesday, 06 October 2009 14:36

Delia's Way

Delia's Way Put a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a cone to prevent ice-cream drips. The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are
Monday, 15 June 2009 11:25

Farm Life

Once upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack. Jack lived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer's wife and their daughter Mabel. One fine day as Jack was attending to his
Friday, 06 March 2009 14:15

Troop Review

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home
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