Office Blues

Office Blues (96)

Monday, 15 December 2008 17:34

Out of Office Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you
Thursday, 14 August 2008 01:54

Pearls of Corporate Stupidity

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) "What I need is an
Sunday, 10 February 2008 18:29

Walmart Greeter

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp
Tuesday, 27 March 2007 02:20


Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the
Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:52

Body Language

On his doctors advice, a manager has to take on some sport for more exercise. He decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. It's going fine", the manager
Sunday, 15 October 2006 19:00

Morning Person

John had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So John went to his doctor
Friday, 06 October 2006 19:00

Sick Leave

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing the sick-leave provisions set out by their contract. One morning
Friday, 06 October 2006 19:00

Close Quarters

It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a
Wednesday, 30 August 2006 19:00


A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. He arrived at the new business site and read the card, "Rest in Peace". Angry, he called the
Sunday, 06 August 2006 19:00

Good Answer

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his
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