Politics (15)

Friday, 17 June 2016 18:17

New Terrorist Threat Al-Gebra

Teacher Arrested At Sydney Airport - Held in Isolation. A secondary school teacher was arrested today at Sydney 's Kingsford Smith Airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of
Friday, 08 February 2013 17:16

Anthropomorphic Nouns

Anthropomorphic Nouns
With due respect and apologies..... The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. we are familiar with the following:    However, less widely known is: And presumable because they
Saturday, 01 July 2006 08:00


Late one night in the Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent
Tuesday, 13 December 2005 22:00

Raised Security Levels

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
Thursday, 27 January 2005 22:00

Politicians Road Trip

A bus load of politicians was traveling down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what
Friday, 15 October 2004 08:00

Teacher Arrested

News Release: Teacher ArrestedAt New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
Friday, 08 October 2004 21:00

Debate Drinking Game

Thanks to Victor for this joke, laughed so hard I fell over... Since I couldn't find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself.There are three
Thursday, 07 October 2004 08:00

Political Announcement

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election."More on candidates at 10 p.m.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in
Friday, 01 October 2004 23:00

Late Night TV vs John Kerry

Late night Comedians and Talk Show hosts are having a Field Day this political season! These are some of the better ones. Hope you enjoy. "In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the
Saturday, 17 July 2004 08:00

Married to a Liberal

The Top 14 Signs You're Married to a Liberal14. In your wedding vows, "love, honor, and cherish" were replaced with "legitimize, empower, and respect her reproductive freedom."13. Pile of burned Ken
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