Politics (15)

Sunday, 04 July 2004 08:00

Quotes from M. Barry

"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of incrementweather." "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime
Saturday, 10 July 2004 08:00

A Guide to U.S. Newspapers

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country. 4. USA Today is read by
Saturday, 10 July 2004 08:00

Cows & Politics Explained

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN:
Saturday, 10 July 2004 08:00

What is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
Wednesday, 06 September 2000 08:00

African Roulette

The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
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