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Monday, 02 February 2009 06:30

Australia

The following gem is by Douglas Adams of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"fame. It is an amazing insight into Australia - prepare yourself!Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the bottom half of the planet. It is
Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:40

Great Aussie Poem

The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clockThe cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.He stopped and
Saturday, 06 September 2008 22:12

You Know Your Australian When...

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53
Monday, 23 June 2008 12:26

Chinese Customs

Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai . He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go
Tuesday, 09 October 2007 02:00

2007 Australian Citizenship Test

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'? 2. What is a "bloody little beauty"? 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz;
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 07:08

Footy Fan

A Fremantle fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Fremantle jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in an Eagles scarf. "Hello, mate," says St Peter, "I'm sorry, no
Tuesday, 15 May 2007 07:58

Drovers

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?" The other one replied, "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie." "Oh yeah ... and what
Friday, 30 March 2007 01:07

New Widow

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and
Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:55

Typical Males

A bloke's wife goes missing while holidaying on the West Australian coast while they were diving, he spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there's a knock at
Monday, 25 April 2005 19:00

Aussie Relay Team Frolics

This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village.Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all
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