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Sunday, 01 November 2009 18:35

The Biggest Pee Pee

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. "I know," he said, "we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’". "How do you
Friday, 14 March 2008 00:56

Redneck Special Forces

To All Former Civil Service And Military Personnel:The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 06:11

Hillbilly Newlyweds

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they
Saturday, 19 August 2006 19:00

Many Children

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins,
Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:00

Escape

A hillbilly was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle Joe from Chicago has died and left him over $100,000. The hillbilly was so happy
Sunday, 02 October 2005 19:00

Redneck 2005 Edition

You Know You're a Redneck When... (2005 Edition)1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.3. Your property
Sunday, 12 June 2005 19:00

Georgia State Troop

Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop
Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:00

Tourism

After a tourist had been served in the las vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?""Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've
Monday, 08 November 2004 18:00

Southern Men

The top 36 things that you WON'T hear a Southern Man Say!36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.35. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.34. Come to think of it, I'll
Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:00

Anti-Terrorist Initiative

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!! AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS
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