Seniors

Seniors (105)

Tuesday, 01 March 2011 16:19

Hair Apparent

A group of retirees are on a bus trip when an old lady comes up to the driver and complains about being molested. The driver wonders who would want to molest her, and so tells her to go back and sit down. Later, another old woman approaches and
Friday, 19 December 2008 07:35

Grandma

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: 'I
Thursday, 23 October 2008 18:17

Lateral Thinking

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married ... They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist ...... Jacob suggests they go
Thursday, 11 September 2008 01:55

Senior's Breakfast Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then, I'll have to
Saturday, 28 June 2008 08:13

Enlightenment

Alice was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps. After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of
Thursday, 24 April 2008 19:09

Great Diet

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Jake the Wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
Tuesday, 04 March 2008 03:01

Entertainment Night

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude, the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was
Monday, 25 February 2008 13:51

Being Over 50 has its Advantages

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask,
Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:44

True Love

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love,
Sunday, 17 February 2008 12:47

A Reflective Picture

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city's stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not
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