Sports (9)

Thursday, 19 February 2009 04:23

Wiremus Woes

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the Bledisloe Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had
Thursday, 19 June 2008 16:11

Sports Wisdom

Florida State football coach Bill Peterson: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." He also said, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Mike Tyson, about writer Wallace Matthews: "He called me a rapist and a recluse.
Thursday, 14 February 2008 02:20

Fire, Fire!

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. "Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw
Monday, 04 June 2007 18:32

Super Freshman

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yah, get a load of this!" And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it
Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:00

More Fantastic Olympic moments

Contrary to popular belief, I think that these are a bundle of random muff-ups from several olympic games made by various Sports commentators.1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Wednesday, 31 December 2003 18:00

Rugby Tips for Locals

Like the Olympics, the Rugby World Cup has brought an influx of tourists to our shores. As a public service to all Australians it is your duty to try and do these; our Top Nine things to try on World
Tuesday, 05 September 2000 19:00

Preparation for Skiing

This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to remind non-skiers why they do not ski. 10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour.
Friday, 10 May 2002 08:00

Bizarre Sports Mishaps

To combat the heat in the 1950 Tour de France, ABD-EL KADER Zaag drank a bottle of wine and promptly fell off his bike. After sleeping it off by the roadside, he climbed back in the saddle and sped
Tuesday, 02 July 2002 19:00

Rugby Starters

Seeing how the All Blacks were motivated by performing The Haka before their world cup games, the other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.... The England team will chat