War of the Sexes

War of the Sexes (160)

Thursday, 24 June 2010 02:07

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without
Sunday, 19 July 2009 21:42


A word of warning for those of you who may be regular WAL MART customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive
Friday, 05 June 2009 00:00

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes
Friday, 09 January 2009 20:32

It Pays to Be Careful

I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. I ALWAYS smile nicely
Wednesday, 02 July 2008 21:31

Banned from K-Mart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on
Monday, 16 June 2008 10:46

New Car

Volvo has unveiled an auto designed by women for women called the YCC, "Your Concept Car." Among its cutting-edge femifeatures: -- Turn signals that are able to change their mind at the last minute.
Friday, 11 August 2006 19:00

Home Cooked Meal

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card
Wednesday, 02 August 2006 19:00

Hit and Run

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind," the
Wednesday, 19 July 2006 19:00

Spectacular Job

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said,
Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:00

How to Answer

How to AnswerIt is Saturday, a crisp spring afternoon, and you're exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch in front of a televised sporting event. Opening beer number two, relaxed in
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